stir fry

So I've been trying to make stir fry. Or rather, asian stir fry. Chow Mein. something like that.

It's not working.  The flavours aren't right, even when I cheat and buy a flavour pack from the store. The noodles are all wrong, and I'm buying the 'chow mein' noodles!!!

I'm going to blame my tools right now: my pot, pan, brain, arms, etc.

I shall persevere.

 Yes, you do see brussel sprouts.